Thursday, August 30, 2012

Fried Food

Dear Customer,

In case you didn't notice the food you ordered is fried.  Now fried food is cooked in some form of grease.   Naturally the kitchen tries to remove as much of the grease as possible before putting your food on the plate, but some will inevitably linger.  The kitchen does NOT pat your food down with 500 thread count cotton clothes.  Therefore, if a slight residue of grease is something you find repugnant please consider ordering something else.

Sincerely,
Your Waitress

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