Dear Retail Job,
I must admit I miss you. It's true I didn't make the money with you that I do with my new job; but, you have your advantages. Crazy New Yorkers on the hunt for shoes can't compete with restaurant customers for levels of crazy, and that says a great deal. With you there were no crazed dog owners, adults who behaved like the kids on Toddlers and Tiaras, or actual toddlers. I'm sorry I didn't appreciate what we had together.
Sincerely,
The Waitress
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