Crazy

Dear Colleague,

I'm sorry I put ALL the crazy people in your section.  I didn't want to but it was unavoidable.  Your section drew them like a moth is drawn towards flames.  They all insisted on being sat there, they even waited an extra 30 minutes for table in your section.  I know you would be a lot more flattered if they hadn't been psychopaths.  We both know that hunger makes people crazy, and that hungry people who wait an extra half hour to sit at one specific table are especially unhinged.  I'm sorry you had to suffer through so many high maintenance, low tip tables.  Just remember you didn't suffer alone.  Those people put me through hell before I passed them on to you.  Just see the previous post about their 5 stages of grief.

Sincerely,
The Hostess