Dear Customer with Severe Seafood Allergies,
I empathize with your plight, honestly I do, but perhaps you should reconsider your choices. You are deathly allergic to seafood; yet, you have chosen to dine at a restaurant with a specific shellfish in the name. While we will all do our utmost to ensure that no harmful contaminates come near you, I must mention that things that could KILL you are EVERYWHERE. So in the words of the Sassy Gay Friend: Look at your Life, Look at your Choices!
Sincerely,
Your Restaurant Staff
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